11.09.2006

Smile, it's the Armageddon!

I went grocery shopping yesterday, and although it was no day from hell, I considered it pretty normal as I called for Dylan to stoptouchingeverythingandkeepup through out the store.

Of course it was raining, so I was thoroughly drenched when I was done loading and unloading the car. I made lunch quick for the boys so that they could sit (out of my way) and eat while I put the groceries away.

It was at this point that a Jehovah's Witness decided to come by my house to tell me that the "End of the false religion was near."

Thank you, I'll make a mental note of that. Now, If you'll excuse me, I have flat leaf parsley that needs to be washed and dried before it wilts.

As I looked down at the pamphlet that this little old lady gave to me, I no longer wondered why everyone hates it when the Jehovah's Witnesses come to their door.

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8 Comments:

Blogger monty said...

Still, at least it'll make it easy to pick out the Jehovah's Witnesses when a disaster strikes.

Thursday, November 09, 2006 8:48:00 AM  
Blogger Sarah said...

Ha! Yeah, I'll be looking for them when the end of the world comes. Apparently they know the way out.

Thursday, November 09, 2006 9:55:00 AM  
Blogger R Delaney Bolton said...

According to their pamphlet artwork, Whoopi is going to heaven.

And I love how they're all smiling while the world is burning behind them.

I think the reason they're smiling, though, is because God just promised them an all you can eat buffet, free drinks and a bucket of quarters for the slot machines.

Thursday, November 09, 2006 10:13:00 AM  
Blogger Joy said...

We got one of those flyers on our doorstep a few days ago. My husband can't wait for them to show up again. He's putting on the gay act just for them. "oh honey! those nicce witnessesss are here!" (gay lisp of course)

Friday, November 10, 2006 9:14:00 AM  
Blogger Sarah said...

Jock- in all of their pamphlets, there is some form of lightning and/or chaos in the background.

Looks like Rosie Perez is going too.

Candy- My mom got one as well. They must be recruiting. I plan opening the door stark naked next time. Go for the shock reaction, you know?

Friday, November 10, 2006 2:40:00 PM  
Blogger monty said...

Halleluyah, sister. Pennsylvania you said?

Saturday, November 11, 2006 3:30:00 AM  
Blogger Quindigo said...

That pamplet could really use a giant godzilla stomping on buildings in the background, don'tcha thin?

Saturday, November 11, 2006 10:54:00 AM  
Blogger Quindigo said...

PampHlet, I meant so say, geez. Stupid silent H.

Saturday, November 11, 2006 10:55:00 AM  

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