Smile, it's the Armageddon!

I went grocery shopping yesterday, and although it was no day from hell, I considered it pretty normal as I called for Dylan to stoptouchingeverythingandkeepup through out the store.

Of course it was raining, so I was thoroughly drenched when I was done loading and unloading the car. I made lunch quick for the boys so that they could sit (out of my way) and eat while I put the groceries away.

It was at this point that a Jehovah's Witness decided to come by my house to tell me that the "End of the false religion was near."

Thank you, I'll make a mental note of that. Now, If you'll excuse me, I have flat leaf parsley that needs to be washed and dried before it wilts.

As I looked down at the pamphlet that this little old lady gave to me, I no longer wondered why everyone hates it when the Jehovah's Witnesses come to their door.