Sweeeet Bar Moves

Mark's birthday was on Friday. You know what that means. We (and by "we," I mean Mark because I was DD) drank until people could fly and everyone was beautiful. We went to the local VFW for our favorite 35 cent drafts and $1.35 bottles. Yes, we are big spenders. Friends and family all showed up to join in with the festivities.

I wish that I had taken more videos than I did. My brother in law broke out with this "noodle leg" dance which had me absolutely crying because I laughed so hard. Here's how to do it. Stand up (duh), put both feet together (If you only have one leg, sit back down- you can't do this). Now bend your knees and swing them (both together) side to side while continuously bending your knees. Hilarity. I promise. Also, it helps to make a painful face, which you cannot completely see because I was laughing too hard to take any decent picture.

I did some fancy-pants dancing moves of my own... all by myself. The singer was playing some Latin song that I must've fancied, because I strutted out there and danced my rear off, all the while making this "EYEYEYEYEYE!" sound, which sounded more like a battle cry, I'm sure. But I thought I sounded like a spring bird and moved like a pro. We'll just keep it at that, shall we?

In addition, Mark's sister showed me how to transform yourself into a midget at a bar. I'm sooo very thankful that I was sober because I probably would have peed my pants by that time.