4.0 in Buttology

Dylan's parent/teacher meetings have not been scheduled yet for kindergarten. (Perhaps I should learn how to read a newsletter.) Instead, I spoke with his teacher this morning on the phone.

He's very smart, kind, cooperative, and does his school work well. He is also immature, and hasn't reached the refusal level yet. (The refusal level is when you see your friend doing something reeeealllly bad, and you say- no, I think my mother would kill me if I did that.) She explains that his maturity will come along on its own through this year- it's not something that we can really teach.

Am I on a murderous spree? Nope. I agree with his teacher. (Although I still laugh at farts.)

He's doing just fine in school. He makes the same stupid mistakes that I did. He's five years old, and he's progressing at just the right rate.

This means only one thing- next year, once he's reached maturity and a refusal level, the teacher should acknowledge that yes- he is the second coming of Jesus.