Small town entertainment

The next bit of fun to be had was the carnival that came to town. We spent about $50 on funnel cakes and unlimited rides for the boys. Dylan went on all of them while Jordan wouldn't get off of my hip to join him. I was brave enough to join Dylan on the spinning teddy bears.

Later on that week, we went to one of the nation's largest truck shows. The monster trucks put on a good show for all of the people there who came equipped with their mullets and confederate-flag-inspired bikinis. The girls were showcased later on in the bikini contest. I would have joined, but they said I had too many purty teef.