LOL OMG BFF ADD

It's not often that I get to spend some time with girls. As you all know, my house is dominated by males. Even the new fish is a male. So, when my nieces were in, I thought it would be fun to have a slumber party. Equipped with a few cheap tiaras, nail polish, and a bag full of sugary goodies, I summoned the girls, Caitlyne and Alexandra to my house.

No party is complete without signs, so I made a few discreet signs to nicely let the boys know they were not welcome. Dylan was sent to my mother's house to sleep over with his cousin, and Mark was sent (kicking and screaming I'm sure) to a party at one of our friend's barns. Yes, you read that right.

Jordan was made an honorary girl for the night, and we got started. After stuffing our faces with s'mores, chocolate, and soda, I spent the next hour applying pink and glittered nail polish to twenty fingers and twenty tiny toes.

Now, before anyone goes thinking that these girls are perfect, little princesses, keep in mind that one of the girls (I won't say who) damn near cleared the living room out with an eye-watering marshmallow fart. And yes, she fluffed the covers for good measure. Ata girl.