1.19.2007

Thank God I had a Gun


Really? I must be sending out mixed signals to somewhere. Although I receive all fashion, fitness, and Buddhist-related magazines, someone obviously thought that The Blue Press was a catalog that I really needed to have.

My favorite section by far is the books and video section. Just look at this great find! I'm sure it'll get the Newbery Medal. I can feel it.

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Blogger monty said...

That reminds me why I still don't feel safe living 3000 miles away.

By any chance was the magazine posted in 1982?

Friday, January 19, 2007 8:45:00 AM  
Blogger R Delaney Bolton said...

Do you suppose our cover-model says, "Freeze!" or "Stop in the name of the law!" when she sees a bad man?

Friday, January 19, 2007 11:51:00 AM  
Blogger R Delaney Bolton said...

acually, she probably says: "give me that bj money or I'll blow your nuts off."

Friday, January 19, 2007 11:53:00 AM  
Blogger Joe Masse said...

"Thank God I had a... gun"

Gimme that ole time religion!

Friday, January 19, 2007 1:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tsk Tsk, C'mon now Sarah...we all know that you wrote that book AND posed for that photo. We know you are secretly a gun-toting mol who robs banks and little old ladies on the weekends. Sheesh, do we look naive?

Friday, January 19, 2007 1:59:00 PM  
Blogger Sarah said...

Monty- looks like she should be singing "Cherry Pie."

Jock- more like "On your knees, bitch."

Joe- You should see the rest of the book titles.

Sher- you've got me. I am a gun-toting Mama Rambo. I feel like a weight has been lifted now. Thank you.

Saturday, January 20, 2007 8:41:00 AM  
Blogger Gill said...

So they use attractive blonde models on magazine covers to sell guns too?
I thought condoms and beer had cornered that market! Looks as though you can use this as an example of how not to market a gun in your class.
She looks as if she fired it she may drop it and scream like that guy in the Birdcage!!!

Saturday, January 20, 2007 9:20:00 PM  

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