1.26.2007

Mmm, good.

Last night I heard a loud "pop" coming from outside. It sounded like a BB gun. I thought that our insanely frigid weather may have caused a light bulb to explode. I got to wondering what kind of light bulbs people use in Alaska. I would figure it out the next day.

Anyway, this morning when I went out to start the car so we wouldn't freeze to death by the time we got to the bank, I was surprised by a huge mess in my car.

Apparently unopened cans of Diet Pepsi have a cold tolerance of about 5 Degrees before they explode.

There were sparkling, no-calorie goodness in forms of icicles, hanging from my windshield. The soda was frozen over the entire face of my dash, my seat, doors, call phone charger... everything.

I was too pissed to take a picture. Sorry.

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5 Comments:

Blogger monty said...

Perhaps this says something about me, I found that VERY funny. Ah, you're getting angry again.

Friday, January 26, 2007 7:34:00 PM  
Blogger monty said...

..and can I've a slice of lemon in my diet ice please?
Ta

Friday, January 26, 2007 7:34:00 PM  
Blogger R Delaney Bolton said...

I'm afraid to laugh.

God, I'd hate to clean that mess up. Wait. No, I wouldn't. I'll be right there. Make room for me.

Friday, January 26, 2007 8:21:00 PM  
Blogger Joe Masse said...

ew, sorry... that you didn't take a picture! LOL would have loved to see that one.

Could you chip it off?

Saturday, January 27, 2007 8:08:00 AM  
Blogger Sarah said...

I decided to conquer the mess today. Because today was warmer, I was afraid I would have a bigger mess if I waited any longer. Mark chipped off the soda from the windshield, and I cleaned the sticky mess from everywhere else.

The funny thing about the whole ordeal is that I thought it was the neighbor's light bulb. I was laughing at how they would react- baffled by how it could have happened. Karma's a biaaatch.

Thank you all for your sincere (ahem) empathy. Jock, you can always come and clean the outside of my car. The salt from the roads really does a number to it... The bucket and sponge are in the basement.

Sunday, January 28, 2007 7:46:00 PM  

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