Kill me. Please.
I've started my online marketing class. I am thoroughly convinced that I am surrounded by idiots. This pretty much sums it all up. In an online discussion, the instructor asked us to give our definition of an "exchange." Along with it, we were asked to give a non-business example of an exchange. Here's one of the responses:
"Exchange- Is the transfer of products or service for the same value that will satify the party or person who will be exchaning the items or service.That's a brief of the word exchange to me exchange includes the transfer of companies such as if one needs something to be done they will contract some one to do a service and in return the company will pay for that service. Or like they did back in the day they will exchange their crops for other crops they needed for the and good amount for example could be a watermelon exchange for another fruit that will equal the same amount of weight or if the other party will exchange it maybe for something less in case they really want it and it's upon the other party to agree with the other party. to me thats and example of what exchange could mean."
And another:
"Omg!!! Imagine a world with no retail stores there will be no reason to advertise ... wow... having to do certain things from srcatch and having to be able to know so much in how to do things to prepare them the most affected ones will be woman and to much time in the kitchen is something I certainly don't plan to do in my future lolz... and imagine no advertisement oh no!!! you imagine how many laughs we would of missed watching those crazy commercials and seeing how they pursuade us the public to buy things lolz omg so many things the lost of revenue in so many companies and all that.... too much to handle but certainly we could survive and be able to do it but wouldn't the dollar value lessen and we would return to the past like back den when mickey d's cost like 15 cents for a burger or something like that ... but the question is will there even be a mickey d's-( mac donalds)"
Yep. It's going to be a loooooooooooong semester.
"Exchange- Is the transfer of products or service for the same value that will satify the party or person who will be exchaning the items or service.That's a brief of the word exchange to me exchange includes the transfer of companies such as if one needs something to be done they will contract some one to do a service and in return the company will pay for that service. Or like they did back in the day they will exchange their crops for other crops they needed for the and good amount for example could be a watermelon exchange for another fruit that will equal the same amount of weight or if the other party will exchange it maybe for something less in case they really want it and it's upon the other party to agree with the other party. to me thats and example of what exchange could mean."
And another:
"Omg!!! Imagine a world with no retail stores there will be no reason to advertise ... wow... having to do certain things from srcatch and having to be able to know so much in how to do things to prepare them the most affected ones will be woman and to much time in the kitchen is something I certainly don't plan to do in my future lolz... and imagine no advertisement oh no!!! you imagine how many laughs we would of missed watching those crazy commercials and seeing how they pursuade us the public to buy things lolz omg so many things the lost of revenue in so many companies and all that.... too much to handle but certainly we could survive and be able to do it but wouldn't the dollar value lessen and we would return to the past like back den when mickey d's cost like 15 cents for a burger or something like that ... but the question is will there even be a mickey d's-( mac donalds)"
Yep. It's going to be a loooooooooooong semester.
Labels: Pass the bottle
posted by Sarah at
Thursday, January 18, 2007
8 Comments:
lolz OMG!!! I remember back in da day, back den, when mickey d's was like 15 cents lolz omg!
Strange neither of them spoke of exchanging sex or drugs for money...lolz omg!
I struggled through the first.
I gave up entirely on the last.
You, my dear, will likely be the top student here.
You are semantically their superior!
Cheers
Good grief. You and I could rule the world.
and that's WITHOUT JD!
I think it's safe to say they won't be your "class-mates" for too long. Just think, you won't have to waste any time learning their names.
omg lolz!!
I noticed in the examples a distinct lack of unnecessary punctuation. In fact I noticed a lack of necessary punctuation. Come to think of it, I noticed a lack of grammatical structure, syntax, or coherent thought.
Sher, believe it or not, it is the same person. LOLZ!
Blue- I couldn't get through the whole thing my first time around either. It hurts my eyes and brain.
Jock- you mean we're not already?!
Monty- If this were a traditional class, I know that this chick would have chosen the seat right next to me.
Joe- I need a shot just to understand her at all. I think I need to brush up on my lolz, omgs, wtfs, and roflmfaos.
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