10.17.2006

Bushwhacked

Ten minutes before leaving the house, Dylan informs me of a sharp, "bad," pain in his belly. He proceeds to lay on the floor. I tell Dylan to go upstairs to his room to lay down while I called the doctor. After contacting his doctor, letting them know that I think he has appendicitis, Dylan comes downstairs to tell me that it was just a big poop in the way. Lovely. Get in the car, poo boy.

Pictures went off without a hitch. They were being taken when I came to pick D up from school. He smiled, didn't freak out on anyone, and looked great. I rushed him right out of there before too many people were offended by Jordan's growing diaper, stopping only at Dylan's cubby for informative school papers first. This is what I get: (minus the black outs though)

WTF? Dylan's preschool is on a college campus. I understand Bushy Baby will be on the campus, but in the preschool? I doubt it. Is he going to refund me for one day of paid child care? I didn't think so. Not much of a notice either. He's just adding to my list of reasons. Jerk.

Also, please take note of my new Lady of Leisure (which I may change to Goddess of Leisure) picture in your upper right. I love me some photoshop.

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Blogger monty said...

President, pfffft. Yeah, he heard there was a weapon on mass destruction there. Best to keep Dylan at home.

That pic don't look Photoshopped to me (it is much better than the last one). It's like you replaced the old Sarah with your more confident, sometimes ass-kicking, twin. It is Sarah, right?

Tuesday, October 17, 2006 7:37:00 PM  
Blogger Sarah said...

I added warm tones to the picture. It needed it. I was starting to look like Casper.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006 6:31:00 AM  
Blogger monty said...

...Weinberger?

Wednesday, October 18, 2006 7:09:00 AM  
Blogger R Delaney Bolton said...

Glad you clarified the photoshop comment. I couldn't, for the life of me, figure out what you'd need that for.

Casper Weinberger. Monty kills me.

Oh, yeah. Fuck Bush.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006 11:39:00 AM  
Blogger patresa hartman said...

ha!

no child left behind.

bush is super.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006 4:28:00 PM  
Blogger Joy said...

Stoppin by, I love your site!
... eh hem... FUCK BUSH!
Candy~

Thursday, October 19, 2006 1:27:00 PM  
Blogger Sarah said...

Jock, Ms Biped, and Candy- sometimes it's the little things you all say that give me that funny feeling. You all crack me up.

Thursday, October 19, 2006 2:06:00 PM  

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