Everyday Jordan

My sister specifically asked for a Jordan update. She's at school, and hasn't seen either of the kids since Christmas. Since I updated Dylan, here's Jordan:

Jordan is up to a few words. The words that he can say clearly enough to understand are: car, wow, hot, and hi. Other words deciferable only to those fluent in Jordan are: bird, baby, truck, water, and our names.

While he has (mostly) outgrown his crying-all-day stage, he still has some incredibly aggrivating behaviors.

He bites our toes when we are least paying attention- watching tv, eating dinner (he'll crawl under the table and bite Dylan). Dylan has given him the nickname of "The Toe Taster" because of this.

Jordan also likes to play with the toaster oven. We have had to keep it unplugged when not inuse for obvious reasons. We forget to plug it bacjk in all the time. This makes it incredible frustrating when I try to make toast in the morning, and after 20 minutes, cannot figure out why the toast isn't even a little bit brown.

He screaches. Loud. It would remind you of a hawk- if that hawk was sitting on your shoulder being pierced by a flaming arrow, engulfing him in flames instantly.

Yes, it's that loud. He does it when he is mad, sad, happy, or excited. There's no escaping it.

Don't get me wrong, there are some more humorous/endearing qualities he holds. He laughs at his belly button and cries when he sees dogs. Strangely enough, he is fascinated by the way animals eat. He tries to copy that. Hey- as long as it keeps him happy/quiet/fed, I don't care.

He blows kisses to everyone. Yes, I know it sounds cutesy, but it is, and I can't change that. It makes the checkout lady at Walmart smile, the kids at Dylan's school blow them back, and even the neighbor's kid gets a kick out of it.

He dances whenever he hears music. He says, "wow" each time he sees a motorcycle. He can eat three pieces of pizza in one sitting. He'll try any food I put out in front of him. He tries to do everything Dylan does.

So, I hope I covered the major parts for you, Lauren. If you want specifics, you'll just have to come home....hint, hint.

The pictures are blurry, not the best lighting, and compostion could be better, but they are very accurate of an everyday Jordan.