Sweet Dreams
I've been having a hard time sleeping as of late. I'll lay down, and a billion things go through my mind. According to many sites, books, people, I should write down what I think about, so that I can think about it at another time. I don't like lead getting on my hands, potentially dirtying up my pillow case, and pen is to permanent for me. So, out of luck, and for your viewing pleasure, I have used my laptop.
- Why can't anyone make any more classic/timeless songs? What makes them so easy to listen to over and over?
- Why was my Business 101 instructor so intrigued by "connectivity?" (Why Home Depot is close to Wal Mart, which is close to Target, etc) Dylan could explain this.
- Why did my Geometry teacher in high school never step in when that senior who was head of softball decided to pick on me randomly? I was a sophomore- he was head coach of the football team.
- When it comes to other people's children, I am never "natural" at talking to them. Even with the experience of having two children of my own, I always end up talking about sleighriding or cartoons- nothing memorable.
- Shit, I have to pay my call phone bill tomorrow.
- What the hell am I going to do when I grow up?
- How much money would it cost to rent a dumpster?
- If I won the Powerball, I would buy a Honda Accord, V6, black, four door. Why? Why not an Escalade? A Yukon? Okay, okay, maybe I would get a Yukon. But it wouldn't be flashy.
- I ned to do something with the stainless steel pots and pans I have never used, which are in the back of the end cabinet in my kitchen.
- Where is my cell phone? When was the last day I saw it?
- When will we see vehicles that run on something other than gas?
- Why does blue cheese taste so natural with wings?
- Who decides which color a country gets when making a globe?
- Remember when Mark and I went to the "Hog Pound" biker bar in Florida?! No...maybe someday. The pictures sure looked like we had fun though.
- Okay, I have to go to sleep now.
- Who thought of counting sheep? I bet it was a sheep herder who passed his trick onto his son. After that, it stopped working.
- Has Tara Reid never seen pictures/videos of herself? Surely she would've stopped her antics if she had, right?
- How will Penn State do this year? Damn those last two seconds...they were completely ripped off of the Rose Bowl.
- Monday. Definately. I will cut my hair on Monday.
Labels: me. Me. ME.
2 Comments:
Tara Reid has professional toadies that tell her to shut up and have another drink. Bah, she bugs me, too.
Ah yes, I call this the nighttime committee meeting.
the bastard members never want to hold their meetings during the day.
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