Because they're cheap and easy, that's why
Baked Apples- something I've never craved, have become my reason for living.
It requires minimal ingredients, takes 5 minutes in all, and can be completed successfully even when under the influence. This recipe is a combination of about four cookbook's recipes. I guess that makes it a Sarah original recipe, right? Wow, Mom will be proud. (Drumroll).... I give you:
1 large Granny Smith apple, cored
2 tsp. Splenda brown sugar blend
1 tsp. vanilla extract
2 tbs. water
Put water in a small bowl.
Put apple in said bowl.
Put vanilla and brown sugar into the apple.
Cover bowl with Saran Wrap.
Microwave for 4:30.
If you are counting calories, it's a whopping 150 calories per apple.
"Mmm, Mmm, bitch!" -Dave Chappelle
I tried with other apples, but they didn't keep that apple flavor once they were done. I also tried the baking thing...baked for 40 minutes...besides being too long to cook, it didn't taste as good. If anyone tries it, please let me know how brilliant you think I am.
Please note that
the picture above is not of my apple. It is Martha's Baked Apples with Spiced Ricotta and Maple Syrup. My apples look like microwaved death.
*An update: with a dallop (like that word? Me too.) of fat free vanilla yogurt (I went crazy), a carefully placed baked apple, and some low lighting, my Hussie actually looked pretty tasty, or maybe I'm just used to it now. ---->
It requires minimal ingredients, takes 5 minutes in all, and can be completed successfully even when under the influence. This recipe is a combination of about four cookbook's recipes. I guess that makes it a Sarah original recipe, right? Wow, Mom will be proud. (Drumroll).... I give you:
Hussies
1 large Granny Smith apple, cored2 tsp. Splenda brown sugar blend
1 tsp. vanilla extract
2 tbs. water
Put water in a small bowl.
Put apple in said bowl.
Put vanilla and brown sugar into the apple.
Cover bowl with Saran Wrap.
Microwave for 4:30.
If you are counting calories, it's a whopping 150 calories per apple.
"Mmm, Mmm, bitch!" -Dave Chappelle
I tried with other apples, but they didn't keep that apple flavor once they were done. I also tried the baking thing...baked for 40 minutes...besides being too long to cook, it didn't taste as good. If anyone tries it, please let me know how brilliant you think I am.
Please note that
the picture above is not of my apple. It is Martha's Baked Apples with Spiced Ricotta and Maple Syrup. My apples look like microwaved death.*An update: with a dallop (like that word? Me too.) of fat free vanilla yogurt (I went crazy), a carefully placed baked apple, and some low lighting, my Hussie actually looked pretty tasty, or maybe I'm just used to it now. ---->
Labels: Mmmmm-food.
posted by Sarah at
Friday, February 10, 2006
10 Comments:
you could have fibbed about the picture. I'd have believed you.
comment on the update...
no Sarah, but if you took the apple away it wouldn't look too bad. Hmmm?
Monty- you are absolutely right. Looking at the picture again, my first assessment of the apple was most accurate. Microwaved death. It looks like it imploded on itself. But I assure you, It's scrumptious.
MmMMM....green pepper, drizzled with caramel, with some sour cream on the side? my other favorite treat.
I love you, sarah. probably because I'm cheap and easy, too (as in your entry title, not "too" as in, "like you"). ;)
Bad kittens have plucked 4 keys off my keyboard, including the caps lock. shitheads.
Ewww, it does look like a green pepper, doesn't it.
I'm talking to myself now? (I did NOT leave that second comment, I swear. Things are suddenly making a lot more sense! Someone's posing as ME!)
wow, my comment to Indigo came up as from Indigo. Sorry about that. Too much sugar or something
Hmmm. I'm beginning to believe that Sarah and Indigo are the same person. Well, if it wasn't for that baking thing. I don't think Indigo could bake an apple if her life depended on it.
"Microwaved death." God, you make me laugh.
That 2nd photo is an apple?
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