Go Kiss Someone Else, Jerk

One of my favorite days of the year is January 1st. It may not be this year, however. We have a wedding on New Years Eve. Blech. When will our friends learn to stop ruining our holidays?

Anyway, I've decided to start my resolution list. I've thought about it for quite some time, and really put a lot of effort into it this year. I think it's my best one yet.





Hang onto your seats, kids, 'cause here it is:

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